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I met this bitch online
In the pictures she was fine
You know Beef I'm out for mine
So I set a date and I set a time
At the mall I won't spend a dime
I came to fuck, not to ball
No dinner, no wine
This ain't a date it's a booty call
I said that we should go somewhere
Where we can be alone
Then she took me to her mama's house
Cause her mama ain't home
I was getting dome
Then she moved up for a kiss
Got all up in my face
And I saw something I missed
Peach fuzz on her lips
Made my dick kinda soft
But it's too late to stop now
The pants already off
I slid my dick in and out
But I couldn't nut
Cause I could see her Mustache
Even with my eyes shut
Three whole hours
We was fuckin on the floor
I was getting close
But then her moms walked through the door
Oh shit! grabbed my nikes
Grabbed my shirt, grabbed my jeans
Then I jumped out through the window
And I fled from the scene yo
Big Beef, big wood
I'm a bad bitch and I fuck good

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from Cedar Avenue Crew Presents: Mustaches, released May 1, 2014

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Cedar Avenue Crew Chicago, Illinois

We are a group of musicians who collaborate once a month to make an album of songs with a common theme. The themes are picked at random out of a hat. We have a large collection of random ideas.

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