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your beard is becoming unstable, you must groom
it's time to dismantle the bush piece by piece
lo, a comb-shaped appendage remaining on your face
the mustache has begun it's reign, like a dog king
the thrill that you've been seeking, right under your nose
the brill that you've achieved, right under your nose
the hair through which you're speaking, right under your nose
it's like a little stoat right under your nose
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Yer face is fucked, are you hiding a hairlip?
or did you scratch under yer nose after taking a shit
the abomination you've been tending makes me sick
i feel compelled to strangle yer mom, since she let you exist
but instead, i'll smash yer face until i make you bleed
kick yer temple till it's shattered and you can't even see
then i'll cut yer top lip from yer broken jaw
make you eat it while i pee on you and finish you with the saw
fuck your stupid facial hair
the whole world may not fucking care
but I wont stand for what you got
shave it off or eat a gunshoooooot
shooooooot
shoooooooot
shoooooooooot
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Beef - Peach Fuzz
01:06
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I met this bitch online
In the pictures she was fine
You know Beef I'm out for mine
So I set a date and I set a time
At the mall I won't spend a dime
I came to fuck, not to ball
No dinner, no wine
This ain't a date it's a booty call
I said that we should go somewhere
Where we can be alone
Then she took me to her mama's house
Cause her mama ain't home
I was getting dome
Then she moved up for a kiss
Got all up in my face
And I saw something I missed
Peach fuzz on her lips
Made my dick kinda soft
But it's too late to stop now
The pants already off
I slid my dick in and out
But I couldn't nut
Cause I could see her Mustache
Even with my eyes shut
Three whole hours
We was fuckin on the floor
I was getting close
But then her moms walked through the door
Oh shit! grabbed my nikes
Grabbed my shirt, grabbed my jeans
Then I jumped out through the window
And I fled from the scene yo
Big Beef, big wood
I'm a bad bitch and I fuck good
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Cedar Avenue Crew Chicago, Illinois
We are a group of musicians who collaborate once a month to make an album of songs with a common theme. The themes are picked at random out of a hat. We have a large collection of random ideas.
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