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Cedar Avenue Crew Presents: Irony

by Cedar Avenue Crew

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There's a fucking disease and it's spreading through the streets With a bunch of baby trash always under her feet Always asking me if i can spare a dime or a moment of my time But I'm a busy man, doing what i can, to accumulate wealth with the help of uncle Sam I don't fraternize with your kind, it would give me peace of mind to know you've all been sterilized We need to find an economically viable way to reduce the population living in decay No more spending money on shit that I don't need, no more taxes keeping me from hoarding greedily I worked hard for this cash, had to break a lot of backs, now these mother fuckers rummage through my trash But you wont get a crumb from me or my fellow men in the bourgeoisie A small child around 1 year old, would better serve it's country if traded or sold Fattened like calves they are quite wholesome food, whether boiled or baked, fried roasted or stewed We have a chance to cure this sick population, to nourish the rich, is yer sole obligation We're being nice enough to let you exist, the least you can do, is feed us yer kids! Make yer way to the grocery store, looking for some fresh son of a whore Gotta get my a tasty treat, like a succulent pound of some baby meat Just imagine all the money to be made, selling babies on thanksgiving day Barbeque them up on the 4th of July, or cut em up fine for tonights stir fry Open up a market that we can grow, keep the breeders locked up under our control Regulate the spawn, keep em feed and well, so they'll catch a fare price when it's time to sell Treat it like a delicacy, sell it by the ounce, add a fancy name, that no one can pronounce Give the poor a purpose, and ourselves a chance to gain Plus it's better than abortion and it's totally humane! A small child around 1 year old, would better serve it's country if traded or sold Fattened like calves they are quite wholesome food, whether boiled or baked, fried roasted or stewed We have a chance to cure this sick population, to nourish the rich, is yer sole obligation We're being nice enough to let you exist, the least you can do, is feed us yer kids!
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Every time I read the news its like someone just lit the fuse to a bomb just like in the cartoons politicians acting like buffoons Taking bribes and secret wars all funded by them selling crack to target those people who are poor its the only high that they can afford getting head from prostitutes or same sex strangers in a bathroom stall in an airport in the afternoon their fucking anything that can move Except their wives cause that's to prove their straight clean cut Americans who are giving it to other men while plowing every citizen They are total shit Its time that we all unite and do some plowing of our own fuck these politicians who use us and abuse us for corporate gain and personal fame the two party system has left us no options but to rise on up and tear it down Lube up its time to do some plowing of our own Lube up its time to do some plowing of our own Make sure you all pay your taxes cause the government will come when their dicks get flaccid money is the only thing that gets them hard while its the people that they show no regard the banks went broke, well bail them out so the top 2 percent can get their cut these people lost their homes, well kick them out and slash social funding so then their fucked so you wanna see government in action lets break up their new kind of faction come on people, throw away your votes to a 3rd party, though its like a joke if voting made a difference, then they wouldn't let us do it the top owns your money so there's nothing else to it they can buy more ways to sell your ass then get it ready for the rape on the gas Lube up its time to do some plowing of our own lube up Lube up Republicans and democrats their politics are all one big blast in the ass one big blast in the ass Our heads of state are sending pics of their dicks to anyone with high speed access You can debate about killing babies or you can talk about the gays and marriage all while they tamper with our food and keep telling us that its safe They Are Total Shit

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This album is all ironic. We are ironic people.

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released June 1, 2013

The Cedar Avenue Crew

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Cedar Avenue Crew Chicago, Illinois

We are a group of musicians who collaborate once a month to make an album of songs with a common theme. The themes are picked at random out of a hat. We have a large collection of random ideas.

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