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Cedar Avenue Crew Presents: Butthole Pleasures

by Cedar Avenue Crew

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Single T - Hott, Butt Nott 05:23
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(Verse 1) The signal that I'm broadcasting, Must be a static mess, Cause ladies keep on asking me "Do these shoes match this dress?" I don't give a damn, wear high-tops, wear ziplocks, I don't care. While some dude is right behind me With his eyes on my rear. I can feel his stare cause it's cuttin' me like daggers. He's scheming and I know it, All I think is danger danger! If I have to keep explaining that I don't like "D" I will let you buy me dinner and then poison your food. (Chorus) 3x I don't want to give you butthole pleasure, I don't want to be your asshole treasure. I don't want to lose my, I don't want to lose my, Ow. (Bridge) I don't want to give you ass to smear oh, I don't want to be your rectal hero. I don't want to lose my, I don't want to lose my, Ow. I don't give you anal action, I don't want to be your next infraction. I don't want to lose my, I don't want to lose my, Ow. I had no idea that a puff could be so pushy, But I guess it's bound to happen, When he sees my magic tushy. I'm sorry, bro, but I'm one hole, that you won't be obtaining. You can look, but you can't touch. From gayness I'm abstaining. You ask me do I want it, I don't want it, go away. There is nothing I can do for you, Or want to, not today. I'm not open to the thought of- oh wait, Hold on that's a gun. On second thought a butthole party Might be kinda fun. (Verse 2) If there was something I could do, To get you off my back I would. I know that being straight and stylish, Is like being white and 'hood. I just like to dance, Pardon me for having flavor. I like to speak correctly, That does not make me a flamer. I'm sure I'm not the only one Who's been mistaken, For a guy who like to have his many holes forsaken. Shrug it off like you don't care, Because you're not gay, But when some dude tries to enter you, You won't be so blasé.
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Cinco De Niro - Playing a Shiny Game About Collecting Berries on My Phone While I Take a Shit 01:58
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The Poo-Wop Group - cacapella 03:01
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I was walking down the street When this feeling came over me I can feel the pressure building up In the bottom of my butt What am I to do As my body tries to make itself a special stew All along I thought I had control Then my bowels let go I had Butthole pleasures in yer parking lot Butthole pleasures and I shat a lot Reality is setting in I gotta bail before I clean my sin Where can I go that no one is around I gotta leave downtown Stumble into the night In search of somewhere to wipe Awaken several hours later in the dark Covered in crusty brown marks Because of Butthole pleasures in yer parking lot Butthole pleasures and I shat a lot
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O2Bigg (ft. Sikcahsound) - Thangs 03:28
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The Inebriati - Butt Stuff 02:24
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released June 5, 2014

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Cedar Avenue Crew Chicago, Illinois

We are a group of musicians who collaborate once a month to make an album of songs with a common theme. The themes are picked at random out of a hat. We have a large collection of random ideas.

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